So, uh, hey there.  What’ve you been up to?  (Pretends to listen)  Oh, that’s cool.  I did standup recently.  When?  Like three weeks ago, maybe more.  That’s not recent?  GET OFF MY ASS.

 
I got a video of it though.  You are bound to lose respect points for me as you watch, but I calculate you’ll get 3.5 laughs in the process.

 

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